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Om Kriya Babaji Namah Aum!
I was reading a yoga post on FB or Twitter the other day and a question was posed that I thought was just great!
Guys, Do you go to Yoga classes to pick up Women?
"My answer Hellllllllllllllllll Yeah! "
Why Mista Jaycee? Why????
I know that the true mission of a Yogi or a Yogini is internal transformation. You know, the Yamas, Niyamas, all that SPIRITUAL blah blah blah!
Hell, the only reason I ever went into a gym was because I wanted to look good to Good Looking Women. Now, by the time I got to yoga I was married but hell if I was still single I'd be right there trying to pick up Women. Why cause they Hot!
Come on Ladies! BE a Dude for a minute.
1. Hot Healthy Looking Women!
2. Hot Healthy Looking Women in Cute Outfits!
3. Hot Healthy Looking Women doing Sexy, Purdy, Awesome stretches!
4. Hot Healthy Looking Women Doing Sexy, Purdy, Awesome Stretches in Tight, Skimpy, Cute, Bright colored Outfits!
Now, If you was a Dude what would you do? How would you feel? You'd be at Yoga too! Tell the truth, and Y'all know this Mannnne! Hell, I was at a yoga class with my Wife and Yoga buds and one of my Female Yoga buds happened to notice two Young Yoginis doing partner yoga. They were in PLOUGH poses and she stated "OK, NO HOMO but that's Hawt!" (Laughter) And she is sooooo unabashedly HETERO it's ridiculous!
Had to say that before all the Yoginis reading this post get on they high horse. Come on Danskin, Alo and all those companies don't make yoga wear just for it's practicality! They make it cause Yogini's like to look CUTE! Sure, inner peace is wonderful. Balanced Chakras great but BEING Cute while having all that! Kewl!
Here's the point. Most Guys and Women will probably join Yoga class for a superficial reasons but that's cool cause Yoga has more than enough to offer that will keep them there. Ask the Body Builder who after an hour of Vinyasa still feels Yoga doesn't provide enough of a workout? Ask the Mother of Three who after a few weeks goes into breathing and meditation and feels alive. Ask the person recuperating from illness or just trying to get in shape, what they think after they tried it?
Go on I dare you! I Double Downward Dog Dare you!
Om Shanti Baby!